Once again my ignorant, racist, hillbilly mom has dumbfounded me with her logic.
My mom's side of the family is 90% Irish & Scottish yet there's only one redhead, my aunt Nina (nye-nah not Nee-nah) and yes she has green eyes too.
Every. Mother. Fucking. Time. We talk about my dad's side of the family, she asks if my dad's mother is Irish, SOLELY because she has red hair and green eyes, and so did HER mother. Oh and because her name is Rose Marie, Marie actually being her middle name (again, not RoseMARY that my mom insists on calling her) My great grandma and grandpa were born in Hungary. My grandma is 100% Hungarian, straight off the frickin' boat. She keeps asking me lately especially since good old St. Patricks Day is the next "holiday" on the calendar. I'm about ready to knock her freakin lights out.
At this point I'm just like HELLO you've known her 27 years and don't know her actual name or nationality? WTF, mom, great job...
Does anyone else actually think this or is my mother a completely ignorant twat?! I vote for the latter.