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The young men in front of me at Walmart...

Posted by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:03 PM
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Were on their way to meet their honeybunches.  The only items either of them had were plastic roses and cheesy stuffed animals.

I commented on this to the cashier as the boys left.

"Don't they know that the best way to say "I love you" is with multiple orgasms?"


Sometimes I wish I did have a filter.



Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


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wilesmomma
by Gold Member on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:03 PM
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Lol
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TraceyMR
by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:04 PM

Lol!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:04 PM
Awkward.
Kitschy
by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:04 PM

LOL, what was her response?

angevil53
by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:05 PM
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Wow. Wonder what the cashier thought. She's telling her coworkers 'so this crazy bitch in line said...'
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LovelyMommy24
by Ruby Member on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:05 PM

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vickiheitzler
by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:05 PM
Lol!
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ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:07 PM
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Quoting Kitschy:

LOL, what was her response?

She turned REALLY red and said, "I'd just like a boyfriend!  My MOTHER gave me my Valentine." 

I giggled profusely and she turned positively purple and said, "She got me a CARD, I mean!"

I think my crassness made her day.

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


Nicole1357
by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:08 PM

lmbo 

ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:08 PM
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Quoting angevil53:

Wow. Wonder what the cashier thought. She's telling her coworkers 'so this crazy bitch in line said...'

I think they see me coming and hope I'll end up at their register.  ;)

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


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