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jacked up valentines:-(

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They stole my purse. Then I found my purse EVERYTHING was intact except for my cash and ATM card. Sheesh they left ins cards the walgreens card and ofcourse my safeway card. Had to leave for work before I no had time to find. Cancled hair apt. & trip to the store for the midgets v-day tooth wreckers. I come home to search some more with gma! Gotta love the moms, anyhoo woopie in the couch where daddy told me to look. So then DHs boss said oh, btw one more stop for you (2hrs away). Needless to say the whole night is fucked.
Happy Valentines day everyone!!!!
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:19 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:25 PM
Yup the normal people lol


Im so not "normal"


Quoting ErikaRobin:

Midgets v-day tooth wreckers...

That's like when normal people say "Candy for the kids", right?


ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:26 PM
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Something about delivering her grandmother to the boss?

Quoting Anonymous:

Surprisingly, that part actually made sense to me. It's the rest of it I'm having trouble with.....

Quoting ErikaRobin:

Midgets v-day tooth wreckers...

That's like when normal people say "Candy for the kids", right?


Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


areles
by Platinum Member on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:27 PM
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is this in English?
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Christywf
by Gold Member on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:27 PM


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:27 PM
I thought there was "woopie" (sex?) in the couch where daddy said it would be and grandma helped her find it.....?

Quoting ErikaRobin:

Something about delivering her grandmother to the boss?

Quoting Anonymous:

Surprisingly, that part actually made sense to me. It's the rest of it I'm having trouble with.....



Quoting ErikaRobin:

Midgets v-day tooth wreckers...

That's like when normal people say "Candy for the kids", right?


Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:28 PM
Not drunk.......yet.
Im mobile so texting blows.
Kids (midgets) lost my bank card on a very important spending day.
GMA (the kids grandma) found it right where dh told me to lool at 5:00am when I was trying to get ready for work. There too bad I cant have you edit...


Quoting Anonymous:

This post is so all over the place I can't make heads or tails out of it. Wtf are you on about? What were you looking for? Daddy told you what was in the couch?





Are you drunk?

BDolphins82
by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:28 PM

what did i just read?

ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:29 PM
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Quoting areles:

is this in English?

Yes, those words are all English.

Together they make no sense, but no, wait...no.  They're not.  Clearly OP is typing with her face.

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


LeahJ
by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:29 PM
Uhhhhhh.....what?!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 14, 2013 at 6:30 PM
the midgets


Quoting pudgepocalypse:

Who stole it?

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