OMG, I JUST WANT SEX!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Come on dude it is Valentin's Day.... You didn't get me a gift, a card, or even dinner so please for the love of my inner goddess get off your effing computer and give me a good thrashing! Not the normal anti-climatic, dry, stale, non-orgasmic crap you have been dishing out for the last 4yrs!

Ok, rant over. 

[LadyNCVE]

Take control!  Teach him something!  He might just like it and produce it more often!

[addiecakesmommy]

Anastasia steele? Is that you? 

[Anonymous]

Sorry hon if he's not willing to put in the effort for the last 4 yrs there's really no hope on Valentines day. :(

[ColleenF30]

Drag his ass off for what you want.

[Anonymous]

He doesn't buy you a gift and no good sex either for Vday! The man is a lost cause!!!!!!!

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

I taught him everything :( He had never held a girls hand before we got together. We were freaks in the sheets when we were dating, but as soon as I put that band on him that went out the window.

Quoting LadyNCVE:

Take control!  Teach him something!  He might just like it and produce it more often!

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

Lol, if I had her sex life I would not have this post.

Quoting addiecakesmommy:

Anastasia steele? Is that you? 

[Anonymous]

LOL I could have written this myself, but I won't get any. DH sucks. He has no sex drive, I can't even make him have sex with me!

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

I keep giving him winks and nudges and he keeps saying give me 5 more min, just 5 more min. 

Quoting ColleenF30:

Drag his ass off for what you want.

[Anonymous]

Rape him, lol... 

Get a dildo and give it another man's name and masturbate in front of  your dh and when you start to cum call out the name of your dildo, that shit should get his attention, Lol.