Grab her by the neck, put her on the floor in head lock and bite the ear!
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I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.
It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.