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How to control a B**ch

Posted by on Feb. 15, 2013 at 3:50 PM
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Grab her by the neck, put her on the floor in head lock and bite the ear!

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I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.

by on Feb. 15, 2013 at 3:50 PM
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thetrollcat
by Meow on Feb. 15, 2013 at 3:51 PM

BUMP!

BluePandaDreams
by on Feb. 15, 2013 at 3:51 PM
LOL.
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Bknotnobody
by Gold Member on Feb. 15, 2013 at 3:51 PM
Lmao! I saw that.
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thetrollcat
by Meow on Feb. 15, 2013 at 3:52 PM

True story meow, always worked for me ;)

Quoting BluePandaDreams:

LOL.


~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.

kellymarie323
by on Feb. 15, 2013 at 3:52 PM
Off? Bite the ear off? Or just a nibble?
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thetrollcat
by Meow on Feb. 15, 2013 at 3:53 PM

you bite it, not off, not hard, not bloody just bite.

Quoting kellymarie323:

Off? Bite the ear off? Or just a nibble?


~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.

audreesmama
by on Feb. 15, 2013 at 3:54 PM
Don't leave a mark...
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 15, 2013 at 3:54 PM
Lmfao
kellymarie323
by on Feb. 15, 2013 at 3:54 PM
Ahh... Not a Mike Tyson bite. Noted :)

Quoting thetrollcat:

you bite it, not off, not hard, not bloody just bite.

Quoting kellymarie323:

Off? Bite the ear off? Or just a nibble?


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thetrollcat
by Meow on Feb. 15, 2013 at 3:55 PM
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sometimes a mark is neccessary to give them reminders if they often forget.

Quoting audreesmama:

Don't leave a mark...


~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.

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