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My First Condom

Anonymous
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My First Condom I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew what they were for. She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not really.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. Then she beat the shit out of me.... Women have always been hard for me to figure out.
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 15, 2013 at 4:10 PM
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AleaKat
by on Feb. 15, 2013 at 4:10 PM
I stole them from my dads drawer. Lol
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RMB2011
by Platinum Member on Feb. 15, 2013 at 4:11 PM
Lmfao
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.Nobody.
by on Feb. 15, 2013 at 4:12 PM
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Eh. Wasn't funny to me.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 15, 2013 at 4:12 PM
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are you really a man?
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 15, 2013 at 4:13 PM
Yeah....sounds like something my ex would have done.
ColleenF30
by Lube Girl on Feb. 15, 2013 at 4:15 PM

LOl whoops

Destiny907
by Gold Member on Feb. 15, 2013 at 4:17 PM


Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 15, 2013 at 4:17 PM

 Let me check....um...no

Quoting Anonymous:

are you really a man?

 

sandra_t00
by ChaChi on Feb. 15, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Lol
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 15, 2013 at 4:18 PM
mmmmmmkay.


Quoting Anonymous:

 Let me check....um...no


Quoting Anonymous:

are you really a man?

 


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