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toothpaste masturbation? help.........

Anonymous
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Today I masturbated with toothpaste. As usual, I rubbed it like lubricant on my dildo to check how well it worked. Right after I moved up inside of me and started rubbing my clit my hole started to redden and burn. Why did my hole burn so badly?

I used crest whitening toothpaste. It said on the tube that Scope mouth wash was mixed in with the toothpaste for extra cavity killing power.

Have you gals ever done this? It felt like I put IcyHot in my hole. That toothpaste killed. Someone help me.

What is your advice, and have u ever done this? Can I still reproduce?

Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:09 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:10 AM
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You have to use Colgate instead of crest.
missamanda86
by Silver Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:10 AM

I...um...just...no words...good luck?

MommyLehr
by Veronica on Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:10 AM
Bahahaha
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:10 AM
And purple listerine
Whisper85
by Gold Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:10 AM
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Use bengay next time :)

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:11 AM
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You need the paste for sensitive teeth. Duh.
carolyntx
by Gold Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:11 AM
Next time go with aquafresh. It foams AND burns. BONUS!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:11 AM
Wow! I'm sure somewhere it also said for external use only! I have no advice!
KristenFowles
by Ruby Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:11 AM

 .. I can't even figure out what response you're looking for here..  It's too ridiculous to be funny.. or to be taken seriously enough to question that you might not be kidding..  Next time you want to light a fire.. Remember the gasoline.

jacandjay
by on Feb. 16, 2013 at 1:11 AM
Why toothpaste?!
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