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So apparently my husband is "Struggling to stay alive!"....He will be when im done with him

Anonymous
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We both have some kind of crud, coughing, stuffy nose, body aches, been going on a week, but Ive been functioning fine taking care of our house and son! My husband on the other hand has turned into a douche bag! He coughs, but he forces them out, and he will jump up and down, slap the tables and walls, when he is laying down he bounces himself into the air and slams back down, the other day he threw himself on the kitchen floor! SERIOUSLY!! He has layed for 2 days swearing he was so weak, taking him temperature, he swears its 104...its NOT!  Moaning and groaning acting like a total ass. Well today he wiped his nose with his hand and then put that same hand in his childs cereal box, I admit I looked right at him and said, "Well great, you've now contaminated the cereal!" He freaking flew off the handle, he said, and Im serious, "Your bitching to me about cereal and here I am struggling to survive!" As if he's dying! Im gonna NUT PUNCH HIM!! I cant take it anymore, he is on my last nerve! Im gonna send him to his mother, since she is the one who had babied and is still babying his ass! Struggling to survive, his 8 year old son doesnt act like this when he is sick, I want to bitch slap my husband, drug him into a coma until he gets better!!  Why are men such babies when they are sick? UGGG!!

Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:12 PM
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gonecrazi
by Silver Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:16 PM

 LOL!!! He sounds like my 16 y/o ds. He is such a big baby.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:16 PM
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That's disgusting! I'd pack his shit & send him to his mama's house!
lovinglife0682
by on Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:18 PM
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That made me laugh. He sounds like a huge baby.
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gcstar42
by Gold Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:18 PM

Lol I am sorry but I am laughing at this. I know what you mean though, guys are such babies when they get sick.

PhoenixsMommy10
by Gold Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:18 PM
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I'm lucky.

When DH is sick he sleeps.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM

HE is a huge baby!! A giant one!

zebbyzebby06
by Gold Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM
And you only pushed a 7-8lbs (?) baby out of your vagina :P lol. Tell him that
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:20 PM
My dh acts like a total fucking baby when hes sick too. He coughs real loud and acts like hes so friggin sick when it's just a damn headcold....men crack me up.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:21 PM

IVe actually say that, but it NEVER compares with what he is going through!


Quoting zebbyzebby06:

And you only pushed a 7-8lbs (?) baby out of your vagina :P lol. Tell him that



Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Feb. 16, 2013 at 3:22 PM
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sounds like my husband has a second wife.

we should form a club and get tattoos and shit.

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