Have you ever seen a penis that made you say WTH? ^_^
Oh my gosh, he had a baby penis? How sad!
Quoting EvilAsh:Yep. I dated a guy once and he was literally the size of a chapstick. Hard, the size of a chapstick. I giggled.
Quoting KymberleeAnn:Smh, lol...
Quoting Anonymous:Yes there was this one penis that had a HOLE on the top of his penis ( not talking about the tip). WTF!!!
This was only the second penis I had seen and I was so confused. I asked him WTH happened to your dick and he had no idea. He said he was born with an extra hole.
This killed it right there.
Quoting zomgkerrie:my first encounter with an uncircumcized penis. I had no idea what they were supposed to look like. It looked like a pointy banana. I actually thought something was wrong with him. I got the hell out of there.
A micropenis. Yes ladies, it's a legit medical condition.
A guy who had a skin tag on his dick. Everytime I gave oral it would be this weird bump and grossed me the fuck out.
ummmmmm, you mean Carly Simon????
Quoting KymberleeAnn:
Lol FleetWood Mac one of my favorite song, I get it!!!
Quoting VannaMae307:
I've seen one that made me sing "you're so vain"
because it was veiny
get it? you're so vein....
Lol show him what's so funny, nah let him look at his soccer game, lol...
Quoting nelsjb:You would make my skin hurt if you make me laugh anymore than this, he is shaking his head left to right. I don't know why he is paying attention to me, he is there watching his life, a soccer game.
Lol... I know you are so right.
Quoting LadyF86:ummmmmm, you mean Carly Simon????
Quoting KymberleeAnn:
Quoting VannaMae307:
I've seen one that made me sing "you're so vain"
because it was veiny
get it? you're so vein....
I just can't lol.
Quoting Anonymous:
Quoting KymberleeAnn:Smh, lol...
Quoting Anonymous:Yes there was this one penis that had a HOLE on the top of his penis ( not talking about the tip). WTF!!!
This was only the second penis I had seen and I was so confused. I asked him WTH happened to your dick and he had no idea. He said he was born with an extra hole.
I was with a guy with so much girth I couldn't even fit it in my mouth. Never saw one like that before
Quoting sstef126:I was with a guy with so much girth I couldn't even fit it in my mouth. Never saw one like that before
i hate when I play "what song is this" or "who sings this song" with my husband and I guess wrong bc the wager is always a back massage. lol
Quoting KymberleeAnn:
Lol... I know you are so right.
Quoting LadyF86:
ummmmmm, you mean Carly Simon????
Quoting KymberleeAnn:
Quoting VannaMae307:
I've seen one that made me sing "you're so vain"
because it was veiny
get it? you're so vein....
leaving baby alone while i do laundry?
- KymberleeAnn
on Feb. 16, 2013 at 8:53 PM