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Douches go in your butt, right?

Posted by on Feb. 17, 2013 at 11:10 AM
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I just had the most awkward conversation probably of my entire life. I was sitting alone with my baby after my family left me at a restaurant. They were done eating and had somewhere to be. I was feeding dd shredded cheese. Please read this dialogue in the countriest hick accent that you can muster up.

Lady: *gasp* honey, you gon' back that baby up til next Tuesday.
Me: oh no, cheese doesn't constipate her.
Lady: you sure hon? Last time I ate a slew a cheese I's so backed up I had to use one of them douches.
Me: *cough* umm...I think you mean enema?
Lady: naw honey. It was one of them thangs that smells like white rain. You know.
Me: umm...oh....umm....ok

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Sassy762
by CAFE SASSY HBIC on Feb. 17, 2013 at 11:12 AM
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jacandjay
by on Feb. 17, 2013 at 11:13 AM
Wtf?!
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tina08mommy
by Gold Member on Feb. 17, 2013 at 11:14 AM
Wow!
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DEJavu17
by on Feb. 17, 2013 at 11:15 AM
Wow.
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Aydans_Mommy
by Platinum Member on Feb. 17, 2013 at 11:16 AM
Wow
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 17, 2013 at 11:17 AM
Lol. Omgosh.
BeAmour
by Tonya on Feb. 17, 2013 at 11:17 AM
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Lmfao. I would have said, "yep! Gotta keep that back end smelling fresh!"
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_AshlynNicole
by on Feb. 17, 2013 at 11:18 AM
Bahahahaha!
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Mom2MikeynLando
by Silver Member on Feb. 17, 2013 at 11:20 AM

rolling on floor

norwgnwood
by Platinum Member on Feb. 17, 2013 at 11:23 AM
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Lol wow. Now instead of calling someone a douche bag I'm going to call them an ass douche.
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