Lady: *gasp* honey, you gon' back that baby up til next Tuesday.
Me: oh no, cheese doesn't constipate her.
Lady: you sure hon? Last time I ate a slew a cheese I's so backed up I had to use one of them douches.
Me: *cough* umm...I think you mean enema?
Lady: naw honey. It was one of them thangs that smells like white rain. You know.