If you're sober enough to make rational decisions.......
......then you're not drunk enough to have drunk sex.
That's what my DH just told me, LOL! My MIL got soooooooooooo plastered tonight (the first time I've ever seen her drunk in 11 years). She's on the bathroom floor puking her brains out right now, and DH is taking care of her. He originally wanted to leave her alone and run off to the bedroom, but we kept "whisper-arguing" about how unsafe it is to leave a person *that* inebriated alone without supervision. Poor DH, he really wanted drunk sex tonight, but I'm not so sure it's going to happen, lol.
Well, he's leaving for 5 weeks tomorrow, so this is our last chance to do the nasty 'till he comes back. What can I say, he's a guy, lol.
Quoting Anonymous:
Yeah cleaning up his mother from pumping just might kill the mood.. And if it doesn't he's either a lot more drunk than either of you realize or you might need therapy to find out why he can still be horny after that lol
That sucks for you guys though :((
Quoting heresjohnny:Well, he's leaving for 5 weeks tomorrow, so this is our last chance to do the nasty 'till he comes back. What can I say, he's a guy, lol.
Quoting Anonymous:
Yeah cleaning up his mother from pumping just might kill the mood.. And if it doesn't he's either a lot more drunk than either of you realize or you might need therapy to find out why he can still be horny after that lol
what to do when the special needs kid is the bully?
Have you ever kept a secret from your spouse?
- heresjohnny
on Feb. 18, 2013 at 1:21 AM