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insults that made you laugh instead of getting....insulted?

Posted by on Feb. 18, 2013 at 4:06 AM
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What are some colorful or just down right funny insults that you've heard?


I remember back in high school some kid called me a turd eater. Lol. That was awkward but I ended up pissing him off even more by laughing my ass off.
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CrickettyBoo
by Silver Member on Feb. 18, 2013 at 4:08 AM
I once called my brother an ass muncher. Meant to say ass KISSER...idk why muncher came out. Well, we both laughed and I no longer was angry. I forgot what the hell we had been arguing about too. Obviously it had something to do with him kisding ass LMAO
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bustybee
by Buzz Lightyear on Feb. 18, 2013 at 4:08 AM

I once got called 'gonorhea' by a couple of girls that bullied me. I congratulated the girl for learned a big word and asked her if she knew what it meant as I walked away. that was the last time they called me names, they resorted to throwing things at me after that.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 18, 2013 at 4:09 AM
There's so many!
CrickettyBoo
by Silver Member on Feb. 18, 2013 at 4:10 AM
Do tell!

Quoting Anonymous:

There's so many!
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CrickettyBoo
by Silver Member on Feb. 18, 2013 at 4:11 AM
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Did you ever throw anything back??

Quoting bustybee:

I once got called 'gonorhea' by a couple of girls that bullied me. I congratulated the girl for learned a big word and asked her if she knew what it meant as I walked away. that was the last time they called me names, they resorted to throwing things at me after that.

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ninjakids
by Christina on Feb. 18, 2013 at 4:12 AM
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I was once called anorexic and had a tims donut thrown at me.

I laughed because i was about 145-150 lbs at 5'5 haha so i was chubby.

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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 18, 2013 at 4:12 AM
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I was called a lazy bitch. I decided to fire him and smile as he walked away.
bustybee
by Buzz Lightyear on Feb. 18, 2013 at 4:13 AM

no, I never did. never saw the point lol. I don't even know why I was bullied. the best I can figure is that I was either that 'weird kid' or they were jealous of something I had (but I can't figure what I would have had that they would have wanted lol)

Quoting CrickettyBoo:

Did you ever throw anything back??

Quoting bustybee:

I once got called 'gonorhea' by a couple of girls that bullied me. I congratulated the girl for learned a big word and asked her if she knew what it meant as I walked away. that was the last time they called me names, they resorted to throwing things at me after that.


 

CrickettyBoo
by Silver Member on Feb. 18, 2013 at 4:13 AM
Well that was interesting.

Quoting Anonymous:

I was called a lazy bitch. I decided to fire him and smile as he walked away.
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whoopsie16
by Gold Member on Feb. 18, 2013 at 4:15 AM
thats soo stupid! why would you talk to your BOSS that way? moron.


Quoting Anonymous:

I was called a lazy bitch. I decided to fire him and smile as he walked away.

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