There is coworker that has told EVERY single one of us, every single day that she "gave up" chocolate for Lent. She goes on and on about how proud she is of herself, and basically just won't shut the fuck up about it.
She has asked me twice now what I decided to fast from for Lent.
How many times do I have to tell her that I don't practice any religion, and that I would rather not discuss it at work. Shit like that tends to cause problems.
I asked her Friday if she realized that by talking and obsessing about what she "gave up" she was kind of defeating the purpose. I'm no expert...but I do know a little about Christianity...and it doesn't promote braggards, from what I gathered in a religion class in college.
She hasn't spoken to me since......work has been peaceful, and I do feel rather smug about my answer. Triple win, bitches;)