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Suck your husband's dick or I WILL!

Anonymous
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"Suck your husband's dick or I WILL!"  I've got some really classy neighbors, let me tell 'ya.  The gal next door lets her husband's ex-gf come hangout with them, but sometimes their BBQs end in drunken fights.  My fave was over a year ago when she chased his truck down the street hollering "I'm gonna divorce the shit out of you". 

I know the weather is gorgeous right now in AZ, but I've got to stop leaving my windows open!

Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:35 PM
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LisaSmock
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:36 PM
So did someone say that to you or how does "....or I will" come into play?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:38 PM
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I heard the ex screaming that to the wife after the wife told her to go home.

Quoting LisaSmock:

So did someone say that to you or how does "....or I will" come into play?



Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:40 PM
That's awesome lol
.PilesOfLaundry
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:40 PM

wow

nelliesmommy
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:41 PM

yikes lol

EvilAsh
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:42 PM

Yum, BBQ. Thanks for that.

jellybeanjean
by Platinum Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:42 PM
Sounds entertaining.....
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Bigmetalchicken
by Ruby Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:42 PM
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You got neighbors about as classy as mine. lol

LisaSmock
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:43 PM
Where do you live???? My sister told me I need to suck my husband when I told her I don't like to so I don't. My husband is ok with it. He never ask me to do it. He likes them but he agrees he would not want a dick in his mouth. My sister said she feels sorry for my husband and I need to treat him better. I said " you want his dick sucked so bad suck it" not a real offer. But I would never yell anything like that.
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almondpigeon
by Ruby Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:44 PM
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i'm gonna divorce the shit outta you -- that has me cracking up for some reason.

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