"Suck your husband's dick or I WILL!" I've got some really classy neighbors, let me tell 'ya. The gal next door lets her husband's ex-gf come hangout with them, but sometimes their BBQs end in drunken fights. My fave was over a year ago when she chased his truck down the street hollering "I'm gonna divorce the shit out of you".
I know the weather is gorgeous right now in AZ, but I've got to stop leaving my windows open!