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Suck your husband's dick or I WILL!

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"Suck your husband's dick or I WILL!"  I've got some really classy neighbors, let me tell 'ya.  The gal next door lets her husband's ex-gf come hangout with them, but sometimes their BBQs end in drunken fights.  My fave was over a year ago when she chased his truck down the street hollering "I'm gonna divorce the shit out of you". 

I know the weather is gorgeous right now in AZ, but I've got to stop leaving my windows open!

Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:35 PM
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JessT5280
by MileHigh Mom on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:44 PM

Classy ... 

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:44 PM

Whoa.. Reasons why 2 somes don't end up very well.

harehelper
by Platinum Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:45 PM
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Oh no OP, don't close your windows, think of all the free entertainment you would be missing out on! LOL

Grumpylilpixy
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:45 PM

LMAO! My neighbors keep to themselves and are way to boring.

Mel0dy
by Platinum Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:45 PM

lol

Lorena
by Platinum Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:46 PM
1 mom liked this
And this is why I have no neighbors! Our closest neighbor if it is a really clear night we can hear there parties. Which is sad because they have live bands all the time.
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CanInTex
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:47 PM
We just got new neighbours, fingers crossed they're exciting as yours!!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:49 PM
My neighbors are just as bad if not worse. I'll make a post one day.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:52 PM

She actually ran after his truck screaming this loud enough for the whole block to hear!  That was like a year ago, but we've heard plenty of similar threats since.  Another great ones was "We have three kids, when I'm done with you, you'll be living in a gum wrapper" (my guess is a threat of alimony and CS).   There both drunkards.


Quoting almondpigeon:

i'm gonna divorce the shit outta you -- that has me cracking up for some reason.



Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:53 PM
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Post!  Post!  I'm not on much, leave a link here if you do.


Quoting Anonymous:

My neighbors are just as bad if not worse. I'll make a post one day.



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