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Suck your husband's dick or I WILL!

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"Suck your husband's dick or I WILL!"  I've got some really classy neighbors, let me tell 'ya.  The gal next door lets her husband's ex-gf come hangout with them, but sometimes their BBQs end in drunken fights.  My fave was over a year ago when she chased his truck down the street hollering "I'm gonna divorce the shit out of you". 

I know the weather is gorgeous right now in AZ, but I've got to stop leaving my windows open!

Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 19, 2013 at 4:35 PM
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artistmom27
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 5:20 PM

lol, you already have some entertainment right outside your window, no need for TV ever again.

iwanabemomie
by Chunk on Feb. 19, 2013 at 5:23 PM
ROTFL! Jesus that sounds like my family.
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LisaSmock
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 5:55 PM
I live in NorCal next to sac. It's nice where I love but my sister is trashy. She went down hill fast after her divorce. That's why she is so bitchy about my husband. She wants a man who treats her well, does not cheat and has steady income medical & dental


Quoting Anonymous:

One county over from Phoenix.



Quoting LisaSmock:

Where do you live???? My sister told me I need to suck my husband when I told her I don't like to so I don't. My husband is ok with it. He never ask me to do it. He likes them but he agrees he would not want a dick in his mouth. My sister said she feels sorry for my husband and I need to treat him better. I said " you want his dick sucked so bad suck it" not a real offer. But I would never yell anything like that.





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RaynesMommy07
by Ruby Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 5:55 PM
Lovely.
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RaynesMommy07
by Ruby Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 5:57 PM
I was cracking up too loll

Quoting almondpigeon:

i'm gonna divorce the shit outta you -- that has me cracking up for some reason.

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RaynesMommy07
by Ruby Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 5:58 PM
I don't think she's asking for much.

Quoting LisaSmock:

I live in NorCal next to sac. It's nice where I love but my sister is trashy. She went down hill fast after her divorce. That's why she is so bitchy about my husband. She wants a man who treats her well, does not cheat and has steady income medical & dental




Quoting Anonymous:

One county over from Phoenix.




Quoting LisaSmock:

Where do you live???? My sister told me I need to suck my husband when I told her I don't like to so I don't. My husband is ok with it. He never ask me to do it. He likes them but he agrees he would not want a dick in his mouth. My sister said she feels sorry for my husband and I need to treat him better. I said " you want his dick sucked so bad suck it" not a real offer. But I would never yell anything like that.






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dmarie2101
by Ruby Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 5:58 PM

lmfaooooo

divorce the shit out of you...you'll be living in a gum wrapper...

i am laughing so hard right now

Tooth_Inspector
by Platinum Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 5:59 PM
Wow, I'm gonna stop complaining about my neighbors lol
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mrssummerlin
by Platinum Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 5:59 PM
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Send her my way. My DH has been asking for a bj for a while now and when I'm pregnant I just can't. My gag reflex shortens and even brushing my teeth makes me throw up, so pass on the bj's from me. HAHAHAHA!!!
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BEXi
by BEXi on Feb. 19, 2013 at 6:00 PM

lmao fun neighbors! Its like live Jerry Springer right next door.

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