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Uh oh. I'm stuck in a pickle.

Anonymous
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I've never had an orgasm and I've been with my dh for 7 years. I've always faked my orgasm. It's just what it is and my dh never really liked giving oral, now he's on an oral fix...and I'm so not complaining but he wants me to cum in his mouth. And we'll obviously I just can't do that. I need some serious advice.
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:41 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:42 PM
I do not fake Organisms, but I've faked orgasms.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:43 PM
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Organism... Hehe
Pnukey
by Jenn on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:43 PM
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If there is an organism in your pickle, it's time to get a new jar of pickles.

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:43 PM
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Lmao! Damn auto correct. Ill fix that now.

Quoting Anonymous:

I do not fake Organisms, but I've faked orgasms.
Pnukey
by Jenn on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:44 PM
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I had an organism in me twice! One was a girl, one was a boy. My husband's "pickle" was involved.

hehehehehe

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:44 PM

LMAO@faking organisms. I wish I could fake some of my organisms!

LectioDivina
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:44 PM

Just tell him you're not the type that squirts....

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:45 PM
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Just relax and don't think about it. When you are relaxed it will come. And it is soooo worth it.

angevil53
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:45 PM
I guess just keep faking then.
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MezzoDragon
by Bronze Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:48 PM

Omg. organism lololol killed me there. Awwwh don't fix it, now nobody will understand what was so funny :(


*sigh* this is why it's stupid to fake.  Besides, you've got no idea how you'll REALLY act if you do have one.  Not everyone cums the same way, ya know.

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