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Omg, really kid?????? *facepalm*

Posted by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:56 PM
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My 4 year old was brushing his teeth and came out with a mouth full of what I assumed to be water.  Our conversation:

E: Hmmm!
Me: What?
E: HMMMM!! *points to mouth*
Me: Yeah? Go spit it out.
E: Huh uh!
Me: Well then swallow it. Is it water?
E: shakes his head
Me: Well either swallow it or spit it out! (I'm getting annoyed at this point)
E: *opens his mouth even though it has something in it* It's throw up!
Me: *facePALM* Go spit it out! Gross!

Really, kid? You couldn't just spit it out and come tell me you gagged yourself with your toothbrush?! 

by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:56 PM
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lilmoosesmom
by Cat on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:57 PM
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Ewwww. Gotta love Kids.

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Cochise
by Dawn on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:57 PM

That's kiddos for ya !

mich.el.le
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 8:59 PM


Quoting lilmoosesmom:

Ewwww. Gotta love Kids.

Yep. lol I even asked him why he would keep it in his mouth. His reply..I dunno! lol

ColleenF30
by Lube Girl on Feb. 19, 2013 at 9:01 PM

oh lord

mich.el.le
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 9:02 PM


Quoting Cochise:

That's kiddos for ya !

Yep. So gross. lol

momtolittleg
by Platinum Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 9:03 PM

I would've puked.  OMG.

mich.el.le
by on Feb. 19, 2013 at 9:04 PM


Quoting momtolittleg:

I would've puked.  OMG.

Lol. I have a pretty strong stomach, and it was just a little bit from him gagging himself.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Feb. 19, 2013 at 9:04 PM

So glad I have girls, however, they are pretty gross!

Texascandee
by Bronze Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 9:06 PM

Poor little guy..........

kaidansmylife
by Bronze Member on Feb. 19, 2013 at 9:07 PM
Lol kids are so weird.... The little boy I keep after school, today he decided to take a shit in my back yard and wipe his butt on the side of my house! I was like 'wtf dude? Seriously!' Ugh!
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