My 4 year old was brushing his teeth and came out with a mouth full of what I assumed to be water. Our conversation:
E: HMMMM!! *points to mouth*
Me: Yeah? Go spit it out.
E: Huh uh!
Me: Well then swallow it. Is it water?
E: shakes his head
Me: Well either swallow it or spit it out! (I'm getting annoyed at this point)
E: *opens his mouth even though it has something in it* It's throw up!
Me: *facePALM* Go spit it out! Gross!
Really, kid? You couldn't just spit it out and come tell me you gagged yourself with your toothbrush?!