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What has been your favorite troll post?

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

We all know there are 100+ troll posts a day. But is there one that sticks out to you as the funniest, stupidest, or most humorous?

Im bored and on bed rest now, someone entertain me!

Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 20, 2013 at 4:36 PM
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Aquamom25
by Bronze Member on Feb. 20, 2013 at 11:13 PM

I think mine are pretty funny... 


Ones I like that I did  not make up:

Martha and the chocalate milk

Dead finger

Butt sex pregnancy

20Keller12
by on Feb. 20, 2013 at 11:27 PM
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Girl who said she was basically raped by her German shepherd.
Cottage cheese queef.
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LizzieAnnesMom
by ☆Mrs.Winchester☆ on Feb. 20, 2013 at 11:30 PM
Accidental cheating, pregnancy by anal sex, the chick who keeps getting raped by her neighbor.
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My3beautys
by on Feb. 20, 2013 at 11:36 PM
Maybe there one in the same!!!


Quoting MrsDavidB25:

 So you hold in the blood until you feel it will leak and then go to the toilet and let it ride? I cannot believe there are 2 of you out there.


Quoting Anonymous:

I don't use pads / tampons, etc. But I don't control anything. I can feel it about to leak. Sounds weird but true. I get this feeling almost like I have to pee and I know to get to the ladies room.



Quoting MrsDavidB25:


 The lady who said she doesn't use tampons/pads as she can control her flow with her vaginal muscles.



 


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20Keller12
by on Feb. 20, 2013 at 11:49 PM
OMG. Poop who're
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20Keller12
by on Feb. 20, 2013 at 11:49 PM
OMG. Poop whore
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momto2boys973
by Ruby Member on Feb. 20, 2013 at 11:52 PM
Probably the one about the woman who had a threesome with her DH and her BIL and wanted to do it again but this time including her other bil... It was sick and disgusting beyond belief, lol.

As for idiotic ones... The moron who said that only children and stupid people get motion sickness because you should be able to control that.

Oh! And the genius who superglued her disabled DH to the toilet...
LizzyPookey1248
by Gold Member on Feb. 21, 2013 at 12:12 AM
I usually just back out of the troll post and don't bother with them.


With that......off to read dead finger!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 21, 2013 at 12:54 AM
Dh thinks I'm crazy cracking up at all these posts. He keeps asking me what a troll is. He's a nerd :-) thanks for all the replies!

-OP-
PolkaDots3220
by on Feb. 21, 2013 at 12:59 AM
OMG gross haha


Quoting Momluv269:

Bloody queef, LOLOLOL!

Quoting raschwittay:


I saw that! Thats crazy! So....you hold it in, hit the bathroom and.....have a bloody queef? Sick. 


Quoting MrsDavidB25:

 There is a lady in this very post who says she does it too. Keep reading..


Quoting raschwittay:




OMFG!!! Ha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wish i would have seen that


Quoting MrsDavidB25:


 The lady who said she doesn't use tampons/pads as she can control her flow with her vaginal muscles.






 






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