Oh my F#%@!?g gawd.....what is this in my underwear???

I woke up with a bunch of little black specks on my underwear where my biscuit rests! WTF?!

[Cmgmqmmom]

Yeast infection. Not a common way to see it presented, but that's what it could be. It's not always just that typical white discharge. That's all I have to suggest. Also, gross. =)

[Anonymous]

Farted in your sleep and they are poop particles stuck to your panties.

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

Since when is a butthole where a busicuit should be? That's just stupid.

Quoting JESSICA97140:

Maybe you didnt wipe your ass well enough????

[Anonymous]

[RightSock]

No! PLEASE no!

Quoting Anonymous:

Pic?

[Anonymous]

Bed bug!!

Quoting Anonymous:

No, no, no, you are getting it wrong! These aren't moving, they aren't able to be removed. It's like a pin point was dipped in black ink and dotted inside my underwear in the crotch area.

[OompaLover6969]

Saber toothed crotch crickets?

[JESSICA97140]

 Well I'm assuming you move in your sleep the "specs" could travel

 

Quoting Anonymous:

Since when is a butthole where a busicuit should be? That's just stupid.

Quoting JESSICA97140:

Maybe you didnt wipe your ass well enough????

 

 

[Anonymous]

[twinmommy27]

This!!
Yuck!!!!!!

Quoting Kimsd:

Crabs!