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what was the stupidest thing your man ever said to you

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hi

I like to know what was the dumbest thing your men ever said. that made you go....

stupid
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:33 PM
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gigis1
by on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:44 PM
Are you hearing me or seeing me

He sleep talks a lot but that one caught my attention
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:45 PM
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We were having a pretty heated argument and he called me a fruit salad.
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:46 PM
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I give dh heck for it to this day..one year we were home watching American idol with his parents and they had a choir from Africa on and they were singing in African and there was no caption..he looked at me and very serisously said babe what are they saying..like I would have known African he knew I didn't know African so I not sure why he asked.We all just busted out laughing.

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:46 PM
lololol good one. lol. silly

Quoting PitbullPrincess:

"I do."

Just kidding.


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:47 PM
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That the reason women used to wear dresses in the olden days was so they could hold the baby and just sit down to go to the bathroom without having to put the baby down and unzip your jeans.

I was like o_O I called his mom and she laughed so hard.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:47 PM
lol lol.

Quoting gigis1:

Are you hearing me or seeing me



He sleep talks a lot but that one caught my attention
Stephd710
by Ruby Member on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:47 PM
"I left you at home with infant twins alone because I knew you could handle it. She was having a hard time being alone" - when speaking about why he left me to be with his whore from work.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:47 PM

Once when we were doing it doggy style he was abouttofinish and I heard him mutter under his breath "1..2..3..go" LOL I was like did you seriously just do that?!

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:47 PM
Lol same thing only my dh told me to chill my monkey rollick


Quoting Anonymous:

We were having a pretty heated argument and he called me a fruit salad.

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:47 PM
omg no he didn't. lol lol

Quoting Anonymous:

That the reason women used to wear dresses in the olden days was so they could hold the baby and just sit down to go to the bathroom without having to put the baby down and unzip your jeans.



I was like o_O I called his mom and she laughed so hard.
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