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what was the stupidest thing your man ever said to you

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hi

I like to know what was the dumbest thing your men ever said. that made you go....

stupid
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:33 PM
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Two_Hearts
by on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:50 PM
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'Isn't it too soon to move in together?' 

We had been together for 8 yrs by that time ....

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:51 PM
I hope you smacked his teeth out of his mouth. lol

Quoting Anonymous:

"If you would only keep your mouth shut like a good woman should..."

Lol that was the first and LAST time he ever uttered those words to me.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 10 on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:51 PM

 bump for more replies to read later cuz some of these are funny. lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous 11 on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:51 PM
When we started dating I was driving this rusty 3/4 ton 80s red ugly gas hog Scottsdale pickup. I had stopped by his house and was sitting in the truck with the door open. I cockily said "I'm sexier than this truck" he responds backing up taking a look and says " well if it had better rims and tires..." I'm like. Whoa wait what thanks! Realizing what he just implied he all embarrassed was like, i didn't mean it like that! LOL he's never lived it down
ChristinaMarian
by on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:51 PM

Him: "I'm tired."

Me: "So am I"

Him: "No, I'm really tired."

Like as though all I do all day is lounge around eating cupcakes while my kid terrorizes my cats. hahaha

I will be honest, my hubby works in the markets so the stress of the job does suck the life force from you pretty fast but still...don't mommies get tired too? Apparently we run on starbucks and miracles that get us through our days!

Dzyre1115
by Desiree` on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:51 PM
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 I showed him, I went shopping to make sure the next, few, weren't tight!

Quoting Anonymous:

:-)

Quoting Dzyre1115:

 "Is that dress tight?"

 

lifeforchrist
by on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:51 PM

i have to agree wtih him. have you ever had a baby and tried to unzip your pants! theres no way i was putting mine on the floor !

Quoting Anonymous:

That the reason women used to wear dresses in the olden days was so they could hold the baby and just sit down to go to the bathroom without having to put the baby down and unzip your jeans.

I was like o_O I called his mom and she laughed so hard.


Sasha-
by Gold Member on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:51 PM
1 mom liked this

Hey baby, let me just put in the head!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:51 PM
I like that. funny

Quoting shannon.m.park:

I love you... even with your butt crack hanging out...


It was JUST said to me...

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 21, 2013 at 9:52 PM
1 mom liked this
omg I heared that shit too. lol

Quoting Sasha-:

Hey baby, let me just put in the head!

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