Quoting Anonymous:We scrapped our old car recently and took DS 2 to the scrap yard when we towed it in. He was absolutely fascinated by everything going on. When a forklift came up and picked our car up, he started pounding on the window of the truck yelling "that's my car asshole!" We were laughing too hard to correct him.
Today? "I made you this because I love you SO MUCH!" It was a drawing of a bunch of hearts =)
He's done/said so many things it's hard to keep track. One of the funnier instances I recall:
When he was ~3 (maybe 2?) he was getting into trouble in the kitchen. I took his hand and tried to walk him out but instead he FLUNG himself into the living room as if I had thrown him, landed on his knees, buried his face in his hands and sobbed "Oh god, WHYYYYY?" I have no idea where he learned that - maybe he was watching soaps with his grandma? It was so overly dramatic, especially coming from a toddler!
She was 2 and couldnt talk very well and we were talking about computers, and she said I PLAY WITH MY PETER ALL THE TIME.
Quoting misskriss10:My dd is 15 months and I`ll show her a picture of a cat and say "what`s that?" and she`ll say "awh, kitty!" and I`ll ask "what does a kitty say?" and she goes "moooo" lol
Several: When Quin was 2 he sent Alex down to tell me he needed daddy fast. SO ran upstairs only to find out that Quinlan lost his laughs. He was in tears. Apparently while they were trying to go to sleep Alex told him a joke and he didn't find it funny. So he thought he was broken. Another time I asked my sister what the zipode for a certain area was and Quin brought me my jacket and said, "Here's your zip coat."
I had made hotdogs for dinner one night and had some left over so the next day I asked Alex if he wanted one and he did. As soon as I handed it to him he looked at me all serious and said, "I don't want a cold dog!"
Anna told random people at walmart that she came from China(she couldn't pronounce vagina)
Quoting Anonymous:My 3 yr old dd told me her Gina ( vagina) has a belly button.
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