See what CafeMoms are saying about saving time this holiday season..
None of them are going anywhere. This is their home, and my current "Get Thee Away From Me!" is temporary. So, deflate, please, and step off the ranty rantbox.
But man. We have two oldish cats and an old dog. The cats have been through my first pregnancy, the dog is a recent addition. I'm usually loving towards them and initiate play/cuddles/whatever. Now?
I kind of keep giving the cat food so she will go away and leave me the hell alone. I'm turning her into an emotional overeater. One of them is begging to play? FML. Twitching the damn ribbon toy around is breeding my resentment, lol. Tiny dog wants me to get on the floor and play with him? God. The FLOOR. Dog, I can't get off that thing once I am down on it, and if you pounce my boob with your tiny stabby feet one more time I shall destroy you.
The old male cat, with his bitchy "Myehhhhhh...." and insistence at being in my lap until my leg falls asleep under him, and his hiss/grab with his nails when I move him off me? I'm going to turn him into a throw rug.
And the next time I have DS almost asleep, and one of you pushes the bedroom door open to walk in and meow for food/ come running in with your galloping, loud ass chihuahua feet, I am going to go apeshit on your furry little persons.