So, I was chatting with a coworker today, he wasn't there working, just picking up his check. We were chatting while I was getting my station ready. All of a sudden his wife comes storming in... I made myself small and started talking to another coworker who came over to chat since the wifey didnt look to happy with him, LOL... (turned out she was upset he didnt wait for her to get out of bed before they ran errands, he walked)
When his wife left and we chatted a little more, I said "I think your wife is really pretty"
And he snapped at me "you arent allowed to think that"