1) please speak up. please. i should not have to lean halfway over the counter just to hear you
2) When you've finished an order, and paid me, please do not get pissed at me because YOU forgot to order something else.
3) Yes, sometimes we make mistakes with the money. No, I am not trying to rip you off. Please do not rip my head off.
4) Please stop saying "yo, let me get." My name is not Yo, nor does it say Yo on my name tag
5) I am only in charge of taking your order. It is sent via computer to the back, and they are the ones who make your food. It is not my fault that your food is cold. I understand your frustration, and I will talk to the kitchen staff. But know that I am not responsible for it.
6) Yes, I smile and am friendly. It's in my freaking job description. I am NOT flirting with you or your spouse.
7) Please quit getting your kids to take your orders for you. You should not get your 6 year old to order your food. For one, he can't reach the counter to give me the money.