I'm chilling in the tub as I do every night to read. My DD (5) is sitting on my bed with my iPhone skyping her daddy, which she does almost every night. (I help her call then get in the tub) Well daddy and his new wife bought a puppy today. Excitedly, my dd runs into the bathroom, faces the webcam at me and says "LOOK AT THEIR NEW PUPPY MOM!" I simultaneously try to cover myself and lean far enough out of the tub to swat the phone out of her hand while yelling "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!" I can hear my ex and his wife rolling in the background. Upset and with hurt feelings my dd crys and runs back in the bedroom. I jumped out and covered myself back up, told the ex she'd call him back in a second, and calmly explained why I freaked out and that daddy and step mommy just saw me nakes. She stopped crying, covered her mouth and burst out laughing.
Good times. Good times.
on Feb. 23, 2013 at 9:45 PM