You!! YES YOU!! The one who banged my husband and gave him herpes. It had been a year since we had sex and I knew he was cheating. I found out officially when he came in the house crying and begging me to forgive him. I asked why and he said that he had been having an affair with the nanny and he just found out he has genital herpes. Karma is truly a bitch and I love her like a mother.
When he told me what had happened, I had already made up my mind that I would not forgive him. But I decided to humiliate him by making him drop trou and show me his outbreak. Shame... His penis looks like a Christmas white chocolate nestle bar. You know... The ones with the tiny red chips in them. I proceeded to laugh before kindly asking him to pack his shit and leave our home. AND not to kiss our year old triplets on the way out because I don't want them getting whatever other disease he has.
Once my husband gathered his things, I called my mother and asked her to come and get the kids. Once they were gone, I waited patiently for the nanny to come. She arrived ten minutes late and as soon as she walked through the door, I... well... I kicked her ass and dared her to call the cops. She didn't. Instead, she gathered her extensions from the floor, her expensive tote and left before telling me how sorry she was. I laughed and went to my room to get ready for work.
Now I know what you're thinking! This bitch deserves to be cheated on since she's too lazy to take care of her home and her kids. No no no ladies! I am the bread winner of the house. Everything is in my name, I'm the only one who works while hubby spends all of his time "writing".
So I ask that the two of you enjoy herpes and being broke because we signed a prenupt stating no one got anything from the marriage(hubbys choice since I was flat broke and he was a successful writer when we first married).
P.S. I put ALL of our money into my private account from our joined one.