Hi, Bitchy...How are you?
I've been in a bitchy mood all day!
are we not allowed to say bitchy anymore
A man and woman are both on an elevator together. He says "where are ya headed?" She says. "I am going downstairs to donate blood." He said, "Oh. How much do they pay for that?" She says, "$20."
He says, "Well I am going upstairs to donate sperm. They give $100."
The elevator stops and she gets off angrily.
The next day they meet again on the same elevator. He says, "Where ya headed today?"
With her mouth full she mumbles, "Sperm bank!"
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