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Dear Diva Cup...

Posted by on Feb. 28, 2013 at 2:47 PM
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I'm in a sharing mood.  So I bring you random facebook statuses:

· Samantha: Mommy, I found a chip in the couch. I ate it.

• Dear Diva Cup: It's not you, it's me.

· Universe, I'd really like to have my glittery unicorn earring tree back, please.

·       If the slower two-thirds of my spawn does not move faster in preparing for school, the last third of the spawn WILL kill them both. I'm worried about my carpets.


·       "This year I resolve to use only padded, satin hangers" Joan Crawford, 1955


·       Text from Madison: "Mom, you need to pick me up at 10:31." I guess we'll need to synchronize our watches for this...


·       I am not afraid to admit that I named my child after a mermaid.


·       I served refried beans with the Christmas tacos last night, making GAS my gift to everyone.



·       The coffee is hot and fresh. Just like me.


·       Five-year-old children do not get to play with glitter. Your pictures will have to remain bland and unsparkly until you are big enough to operate the vacuum. Sincerely, The Dining Room Carpet



·       Sam: "I can see our house from here!" Lily: "We're in the driveway, Sam."


Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


by on Feb. 28, 2013 at 2:47 PM
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ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Feb. 28, 2013 at 2:49 PM

I have no idea why the font is all wonky, but it doesn't matter.  Share with me your most inane or your most insane statuses.

MumsTheWord571
by Platinum Member on Feb. 28, 2013 at 2:50 PM
Lol.

I have a Samantha too. We call her Sam. Do you call yours Sam?
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ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Feb. 28, 2013 at 2:50 PM


Quoting MumsTheWord571:

Lol.

I have a Samantha too. We call her Sam. Do you call yours Sam?

We do.  She prefers Sam to Samantha, actually.  And will not respond to Sammy. lol.  She's a character.

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


Kokoscold
by on Feb. 28, 2013 at 2:53 PM

ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Feb. 28, 2013 at 2:53 PM
1 mom liked this

Still in a sharing mood. 



·       Ah, the sound of a house full of estrogen...*stomp stomp* *SLAM*


ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Feb. 28, 2013 at 2:56 PM


Quoting Kokoscold:

Hey there, sexy.

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


sadiebug1228
by on Feb. 28, 2013 at 2:56 PM
Hahaha thanks for the laugh :)
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PaperClip811
by Silver Member on Feb. 28, 2013 at 2:59 PM

lol

My status this morning:
No sense crying over spilled milk; but when it's coffee, I think the tears are legit.

MumsTheWord571
by Platinum Member on Feb. 28, 2013 at 2:59 PM
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Oh yes. My Sam is a character! She likes both Sam and Samantha and will respond to sammikins but not Sammy. Lol


Quoting ErikaRobin:


Quoting MumsTheWord571:

Lol.



I have a Samantha too. We call her Sam. Do you call yours Sam?

We do.  She prefers Sam to Samantha, actually.  And will not respond to Sammy. lol.  She's a character.


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ErikaRobin
by Platinum Member on Feb. 28, 2013 at 3:02 PM


Quoting PaperClip811:

lol

My status this morning:
No sense crying over spilled milk; but when it's coffee, I think the tears are legit.

lol!  I would have to agree with that. 

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to Google myself.


If you like my style, follow my blog.  I am Random Ninja - Writer of Wrongs.
Click it.  Share it.  (Tell 'em it's just a cold sore.)


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