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Your man wants anal? Here's how to avoid it.

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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A few hours before he wants to do the deed, eat a can of refried beans. Sure, it'll hurt tomorrow, but you don't have to deal with his shit going in your ass, just your shit coming out.



You're all welcome.

Lol edit-- We had tacos with beans and rice for dinner, and Dh asked if the beans were a defense mechanism. Lmao.
Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 1, 2013 at 9:18 PM
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Bluescorpia
by Shanoon on Mar. 1, 2013 at 9:18 PM
That wouldn't stop him...
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Mar. 1, 2013 at 9:19 PM
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Or you could just say hello no!
butterflyblue19
by on Mar. 1, 2013 at 9:19 PM

How about just telling him no?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 1, 2013 at 9:19 PM
So, your man has a scat fetish? Mine doesn't....I have no advice for you.


Quoting Bluescorpia:

That wouldn't stop him...

cyork2
by Gold Member on Mar. 1, 2013 at 9:19 PM
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I just tell him I pooped a lot that day and my bum hole is sore, lol
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beatlelovermom
by on Mar. 1, 2013 at 9:19 PM
Hahaha
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 1, 2013 at 9:19 PM
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Greeting him and saying no might be confusing.


Quoting Anonymous:

Or you could just say hello no!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 1, 2013 at 9:19 PM
Lmao. I take it you don't like it in the butt?
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 1, 2013 at 9:19 PM
Too easy.


Quoting butterflyblue19:

How about just telling him no?


winkyloafer
by on Mar. 1, 2013 at 9:20 PM
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How about a knife to the nads?!
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