EITHER HE MOVES TO THE GUESTROOM OR I'M FILING DIVORCE!!!
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I am SO tired of DH's sloppiness. We didnt get a lot back for taxes this year, enough to pay off some bills and with the remainder I finally fixed our bedroom up. It is the only part of this house that is normal. Wehave two toddlers under 3 and this house can get pretty messy. All I want is after a stressful day and hours of cleaning is to come to the beautifully decorated and CLEAN room. But NOOOOO! My dh is a fucking pig. He is so messy and so disgusting that I'm giving him an ultimatum- go to the guset room or get the fuck out period. He is handsome on the outside, but has the worst hygeine ever. Who the hell goes to the gym and doesnt take a shower but just jumps in the bed after I just had the bedding dry-cleaned. He has a body odor that literally sticks to the sheets. I can't take it any more. I am a sahm and I rarely leave this god-forsaken house all I want is cleanliness. I already clean after TWO 2 year olds. Why do I have to tell a grown man to take a shower or not to pee in the sink (and even worse , leave it there for me to wash out) . What am I supposed to do? I'd rather live by myself than live in filfth the way he does.
EWWWWW you married a freakin animal. Who in their right mind pees in the sink !
EWWWWW!!! I always make DH shower after hes worked out, I can't stand the smell of his sweat.
i think some yelling and throwing of stuff may be in order lol
i would totally plastic his side of the bed, start tucking napkins into his shirt as if he were also two, try following him into the bathroom to make sure he's doing it all by himself like a big kid. maybe beat the crap outta him with a pull up. seriously how can anyone be THAT much of a slob??? f'n disgusting
This
Quoting Anonymous:
Pisses in the sink? What the actual fuck? O.o
are you ok with another woman calling your husband "hun" or "babe"