Oddest things you did during labor/right after birth?

[arigdon4]

I know when I was in labor I asked my husband to download a Tom Petty album and I listened to it on repeat lol

Then, after he was born, I don't remember this, but I had my boobs out as people were visiting and I said, "if you don't want see 'em, get out" (not like me) I also told my cousin's girlfriend that she wasn't allowed to hold DS because I didn't know her and I didn't like her name because it sounded like a porn star. her name was Lexie. again...not like me at all and I don't remember any of it lol

Do you have any odd stories?

[Anonymous]

These are cracking me up!

[SRUsarahSC]

I kept asking if they were sure she was a girl. We didn't find out but since everyone and their mother told me I looked like I was having a boy I believed them.

[conweis]

I told my SO to et me some fucking food already right after my fourth. I was starving.

Quoting Nicole1357:

I always want to eat afterwards. 

[Caitlyn137]

I didn't do anything funny lol my aunt gave me three cokes after birth lol I drank them soo fast . Ohhh my boyfriend left to get food , the dr said he could then once he left the dr said lets have you push im like but my boyfriend just left . Bf didn't answer his cell , my aunt had to run down to find in the cafeteria

[ittyprincess604]

Right as it was time to push, I decided I just HAD to pee first. I told the dr I was fully capable of making to the bathroom but he insisted i just go on the bed as it would soon be covered in every other bodily fluid lol so I just went and peed all down the front of him! It shot straight out! No trickle or anything. Definitely worth the laugh before pushing.

[LyTe684]

They told me I wasn't in labor too! Um.. The fact that I had to change my underwear four time in like 6 hours says otherwise. I went home, ate took a shower laid down.. Couldn't sleep water broke... More like ruptured. Lol

Crazy thing is, I was planning to get up and go to work. Lol

Quoting Anonymous:

With my last lo, they tried to tell me i wasn't in labour. Baby was born 55 minutes later. They then tried to put me in a wheelchair to go back to the ward, i said i was fine i could walk. When i came walking back to the ward with my baby such a short time later, the midwifes all started clapping lol

Quoting LyTe684:

I guess not screaming?



When the nurse saw my contractions and how quiet I was, she asked me if I am fucking crazy.



I refused to go to the hospital until I took another shower. Lol. Even though I had taken one about six hours before.



I wanted to walk to l & d (in the hospital and up the elevators). I kept insisting they I am in labor and not handicapped. Dh and security made me sit. I was convinced I was taking a chair from someone who may really need it. Although there was like 15 there. Lol

[sampson200]

One thing I recall is yelling at my husband, "Stop being so nice to me!"

And every word went up higher in pitch than the last.

He was being too attentive and supportive and nice and it was pissing me off.

[Elyce225]

Right after I had my second son (vaginally), I mean literally two minutes are he was out I was giving DH "the sex eye" as he calls it.  I don't know why but I wanted to have sex so badly right there and then.  I told the Dr to get off of me so DH could come over.  She thought I was crazy.  It wasn't a surprise to her when I came in 6 weeks later pregnant, lol.

[IWantOneMorePlz]

With my first, I remember wanting to marry the epidural guy because he took the pain away.

With my second, I puked on the operating room floor.  When asked if I wanted my baby in the recovery room, I said, "No, thanks.  I need sleep!"

[Anonymous]

i pooped. so embarrassing. no drugs so i could feel it coming out. horrible.