"911" is not a godda** taxi service, for those of you who were wondering.
An ambulance is an emergency vehicle. It is not a "ride" or a public bus.
Yes, you will be billed. No...fucking Medicaid doesn't pay for it. *eyeroll*
It is supposed to be utilized for emergencies. Not for the following: injured toes (yes, people really do call for this shit), a bachache that's been going on for 3 weeks, or because you just want someone to talk to. (If you are that lonely, at least do us the courtesy of calling before 3 am)
If your life is not in danger...please don't tie up our resources.