Feel like I was born with the wrong gender sense of humor and personality wise! ;)
My DH makes fun of me because some of my favorite movies are Waiting, Harold and Kumar movies, Hangover movies anything with sick sick man humor. DH hates it. He likes serious movies and thrillers and I can't get enough of giggling my ass off to stupid guy movies. I also love shows like Guy Code or Manswers. I love Tosh.O. I think Seth McFarlin is a God and Robot Chicken is the freaking best show on TV!
Then to ad insult to injury I have the absolute sickest mind. Everything relates back to sex. Especially when its been a really long time since sex. I tend to turn into a 15 year old boy! Everything is funny and stupid and sex related and I make horrible puns when ever possible. And I swear like a drunken sailor!
Top that all off I have a man's sex drive according to most of my friends. I want sex 10 times a day! I don't get it even once a stupid month. (long story) But I want it CONSTANTLY. And I masterbate a lot!
That being said I love my girly bits! I don't think I'd ever actually be happy if I were a guy but I do have a whole lot in common with some. Sadly my DH doesn't fit the mold of most men. That part sucks! A lot!!! I wanna screw like rabbits damnit!!! Its a wonder I don't hump everything in sight.
Yup thats my confession!