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I'm getting old as f***

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My hands are veiny.  My arms are flappy.  My eyes are crinkly.  My knees are crackely.  

Dammit! When did this all happen and how do I make it stop??

Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 7, 2013 at 2:06 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on Mar. 7, 2013 at 2:13 AM

jaw drop

I was going to agree with OP until I saw this and for some horrible reason my eyes welt up in tears! I don't even have gray in my hair but this freaks me out 10xs worse!!! 

Quoting Anonymous:

Just wait till your pubes start turning gray one by one.....


Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 7, 2013 at 2:16 AM

Yea, it goes white down there.  Fun times.

Quoting Anonymous:

jaw drop

I was going to agree with OP until I saw this and for some horrible reason my eyes welt up in tears! I don't even have gray in my hair but this freaks me out 10xs worse!!! 

Quoting Anonymous:

Just wait till your pubes start turning gray one by one.....




mmmonkey
by on Mar. 7, 2013 at 2:17 AM
I'm lasering that shit off before it gets to this.

Quoting Anonymous:

Yea, it goes white down there.  Fun times.


Quoting Anonymous:

jaw drop

I was going to agree with OP until I saw this and for some horrible reason my eyes welt up in tears! I don't even have gray in my hair but this freaks me out 10xs worse!!! 

Quoting Anonymous:

Just wait till your pubes start turning gray one by one.....





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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 7, 2013 at 2:19 AM
Quoting Anonymous:



Well, that's what I'm dealing with right now. I discovered the first one last year and there seems to be more everytime I look. I can dye the hair on my head but there's not a damn thing I can do down there!!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on Mar. 7, 2013 at 2:20 AM
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OMG thank you!!! I don't think i've laughed that hard in a very long time! Never had a post make me cry for 2 different reasons! 

Quoting mmmonkey:

I'm lasering that shit off before it gets to this.

Quoting Anonymous:

Yea, it goes white down there.  Fun times.


Quoting Anonymous:

jaw drop

I was going to agree with OP until I saw this and for some horrible reason my eyes welt up in tears! I don't even have gray in my hair but this freaks me out 10xs worse!!! 

Quoting Anonymous:

Just wait till your pubes start turning gray one by one.....






MorphineDoll3
by on Mar. 7, 2013 at 2:22 AM
Yeah and a receding pube line too!


Quoting Anonymous:

Just wait till your pubes start turning gray one by one.....

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 7, 2013 at 2:27 AM
Quoting Anonymous:



Yeah, every gray pube is one thin, wirey, curly step in the slow death march toward the grave.....

Girl, please. They're pubes. You can shave them off or dye them. It's nothing to cry about. It's just part of life.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 7, 2013 at 2:28 AM


I wouldn;t rec'mend dying your pubes.

Quoting Anonymous:

Quoting Anonymous:



Yeah, every gray pube is one thin, wirey, curly step in the slow death march toward the grave.....

Girl, please. They're pubes. You can shave them off or dye them. It's nothing to cry about. It's just part of life.



Anonymous
by Anonymous 8 on Mar. 7, 2013 at 2:30 AM

I'm likely to start in the next 24 hours everything has made me cry today! No issues. Just shocking its not something you often hear about! Dying it though definitely wouldn't do! 

Quoting Anonymous:

Quoting Anonymous:



Yeah, every gray pube is one thin, wirey, curly step in the slow death march toward the grave.....

Girl, please. They're pubes. You can shave them off or dye them. It's nothing to cry about. It's just part of life.


CarolineVm.t.b
by on Mar. 7, 2013 at 2:31 AM
I'm only 19 and this is making me scared and wanna cry lol
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