If you are not making X amount of money....
DON'T HAVE SEX. Wear a chastity belt if you have to. You might oopsie, and turn a stick blue.
DON'T EAT,or feed your oopsies if you have to have any help doing so.
DON'T GET MEDICAID, because it is FAR better to go to the ER without insurance, and cost taxpayers the money you can't pay out of pocket for an emergency.
Even better, don't get sick. If you do, or your oopsies do...just die and get it over with. That's one less drain on society, after all.
DON'T BUY A CAR. You should walk the 20 miles to work, damnit!
Please note this is SARCASM.