Give me ideas for my race shirt!

[.betty.white.]

I'm running my first race in 2 weeks!  Yaaaa!  Been training for awhile :)  Anyway, I want to make a funny shirt for the race because all I get is my number then the shirt after I finish.  

Thanks for the suggestions!  Adding a poll with ideas people are giving me!

[.betty.white.]

"You're beating everyone behind you!"

[.betty.white.]

Does this shirt make my butt look fast? 

[Anonymous]

sorry i just crop dusted you.

[.betty.white.]

"at least I'm ahead of the runner behind me"

[.betty.white.]

Hmmm something about chuck norris.  YES. 

[.betty.white.]

Ok awesome chuck norris quotes please

[amberbamber0213]

run forest run.

[Sassy762]

• "Will run for chocolate."
• "Running: Cheaper than therapy"
• "I overtrain so, I can overeat!"
• "Kick assphalt"
• "Your pace or mine?"
• "Fast girls have good times."
• "Does this shirt make my butt look fast?"
• "The faster I get there, the faster I can start eating."
• "See Dick Run. See Jane Run Faster."
• "I bust mine so I can kick yours!"
• "Running: Cheaper than plastic surgery."
• "Athletes run. Everyone else just plays games."
• "Why are all these people following me?"
• "Endorphins: Runners' drug of choice"
• "If found on ground, please drag to finish line."
• "I found my happy pace."
• "Pain now...beer later"
• "One more mile and the cake is history."

[.betty.white.]

"Keep Going!!! (thats what she said)"

[.betty.white.]

where the hell do you always find the greatest lists?!  I have been googling for an hour!

Quoting Sassy762:

• "Will run for chocolate."




• "Running: Cheaper than therapy"




• "I overtrain so, I can overeat!"




• "Kick assphalt"




• "Your pace or mine?"




• "Fast girls have good times."




• "Does this shirt make my butt look fast?"




• "The faster I get there, the faster I can start eating."




• "See Dick Run. See Jane Run Faster."




• "I bust mine so I can kick yours!"




• "Running: Cheaper than plastic surgery."




• "Athletes run. Everyone else just plays games."




• "Why are all these people following me?"




• "Endorphins: Runners' drug of choice"




• "If found on ground, please drag to finish line."




• "I found my happy pace."




• "Pain now...beer later"




• "One more mile and the cake is history."