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WalMart experience

Anonymous
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So I was at WalMart spending my food stamps as usual when I farted so loud and hard that a poop nugget flew out of my butt broke through my underwear and pants then shot across the isle and hit this old man in the eye. Broke his glasses and everything. His gay partner cleaned his eye up with some sanitary wipes and tried taping up his glasses. I didn't know what to do I just stood there in shock as the wind is blowing into my pants hole.

Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 8, 2013 at 9:22 PM
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ff-princess
by Ruby Member on Mar. 8, 2013 at 9:24 PM
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Well, it would have been a better story if you blew a hole in his glass eye instead of ordinary spectacles.
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MommyDearest555
by Bronze Member on Mar. 8, 2013 at 9:25 PM

That was one sharp poo nugget

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Mar. 8, 2013 at 9:32 PM

LMAO!  Gross but funny,

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 8, 2013 at 9:43 PM

I wrote down the old mans address and when I get home I am going to get out some of the old mason jars I have down in the basement and cut out him a new lens for his glasses then I'm going to mail it to him so he can just pop it in there.

IFartGlitter
by on Mar. 8, 2013 at 9:45 PM

I hope you made a stop by the TP aisle!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 8, 2013 at 9:56 PM

 

no I didn't get a chance to. I got a couple of those masks that you use when cutting grass I think they will work if I double up on them.

Quoting IFartGlitter:

I hope you made a stop by the TP aisle!


 

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