Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

What's your favorite funny movie quote?

Posted by on Mar. 8, 2013 at 11:19 PM
  • 40 Replies

I am watching Date Night and DH and I cracked up when Steve Carrell says, "Don't call me a bitch, whore!" What's your fave funny movie line?

by on Mar. 8, 2013 at 11:19 PM
Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Replies (1-10):
LiDoMama
by on Mar. 8, 2013 at 11:22 PM
1 mom liked this
Its not funny to most, but the line "Nobody f*cks with the Jesus" from The Big Lebowski is funny to my husband & I. Its an old inside joke between us two.
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
LiDoMama
by on Mar. 8, 2013 at 11:23 PM
Btw I'm watching Date Night on tv right now, lol.
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
Moe1521
by on Mar. 8, 2013 at 11:24 PM
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley".

Airplane.
Posted on the NEW CafeMom Mobile
Mrs.Torres2566
by on Mar. 8, 2013 at 11:24 PM

I have actually never seen that movie. DH said it was dumb, but guys from my work talk about it all the time and said it's hilarious.

Quoting LiDoMama:

Its not funny to most, but the line "Nobody f*cks with the Jesus" from The Big Lebowski is funny to my husband & I. Its an old inside joke between us two.


atyou
by on Mar. 8, 2013 at 11:25 PM
1 mom liked this
"When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you be too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words. Fuck you thunder! You can suck my Dick. You cant get me thunder cause you're just gods farts." - Ted.
Posted on the NEW CafeMom Mobile
Mrs.Torres2566
by on Mar. 8, 2013 at 11:25 PM

Me too!

Quoting LiDoMama:

Btw I'm watching Date Night on tv right now, lol.


hotmomofmakayla
by Bronze Member on Mar. 8, 2013 at 11:25 PM
1 mom liked this

My all time favorite one is from Steel Magnolias

Don't Decorate Your Sister's Car With Condoms. It's Tacky!! 

Krystle21
by Silver Member on Mar. 8, 2013 at 11:25 PM
1 mom liked this
"You just got knocked the f*ck out!" Friday
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
TugBoatMama
by on Mar. 8, 2013 at 11:25 PM
3 moms liked this

"I say fuck the lemons and bail!" 

From Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

bcoll
by on Mar. 8, 2013 at 11:26 PM

 "Money can't buy knives"...lol

My dad used to have us cracking up with that.

Now my kids practically (and occasionally have) rolled off the couch if I get all dramatic about it like he did :)

Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)