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My dog just farted like a 400 lb man

Anonymous
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it fucking stinks. 

Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 9, 2013 at 12:49 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Mar. 9, 2013 at 12:51 AM
How does a 400 pound man's farts differ from a 300 pound man's?
daughteroftruth
by on Mar. 9, 2013 at 12:52 AM

 dog farts are the worst

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 9, 2013 at 12:52 AM


Quoting Anonymous:

How does a 400 pound man's farts differ from a 300 pound man's?

that is a great fucking question..

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 9, 2013 at 12:53 AM
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Stop blaming the dog for your flatulence problem.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 9, 2013 at 12:53 AM

this one is disgusting. It was so loud too. I've never heard ehr fart like that

Quoting daughteroftruth:

 dog farts are the worst


Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 9, 2013 at 1:01 AM

I remember one time I was in the laundry room doing laundry.  My dog was sleeping there and let out this loud fart that scared her.  She jumped up out of a dead sleep, looked at her butt and then looked at me.  LOL  

Momniscient
by Emerald Member on Mar. 9, 2013 at 1:03 AM
I think it's hilarious when my dogs farts startle her.

Priceless!


Quoting Anonymous:

I remember one time I was in the laundry room doing laundry.  My dog was sleeping there and let out this loud fart that scared her.  She jumped up out of a dead sleep, looked at her butt and then looked at me.  LOL  

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by Anonymous 4 on Mar. 9, 2013 at 1:04 AM
Lol I blame my farts on my cat sometimes
MsRkg
by Gold Member on Mar. 9, 2013 at 1:05 AM

Ugh doggy farts have to be some of the most noxious fumes on this earth, and the bigger the dog, the worst the farts. My pitbull and german could probably kill a grown man if they ever farted at the same time in an enclosed area lol.

chane_L
by on Mar. 9, 2013 at 1:06 AM

my little 7½ lb pekingese can clear a room

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