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Weird stuff your child does/says when....

Posted by on Mar. 9, 2013 at 2:34 AM
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They're asleep or half asleep.
Quite often my son eats invisible chicken nuggets in his sleep...
And tonight he was half asleep and said "When did we run out of tacos? The ninjas are hungry."

I was WTH?
So weird.
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Supervane
by Ruby Member on Mar. 9, 2013 at 2:37 AM
Mine talks in her Sleep if I ask her a question about the topic she is on she will answer.

She also moves alot
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DarlaHood
by on Mar. 9, 2013 at 2:39 AM

hahahaha.  That's so funny.  My dd once said in her sleep, "Mmmmm, ice cream," and my dh has yelled out in his sleep, "Blue, the runner on third left early!"  hahaha

Even trying to correct the umpires in his sleep.  Cracks me up.

tabitha26
by Silver Member on Mar. 9, 2013 at 2:39 AM
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My son will sit up and eat invisible hot dogs .
jcpeters0320
by Bronze Member on Mar. 9, 2013 at 2:41 AM
Lol I try to ask my 3 year old questions about what he's talking about but he doesn't make sense. Once he was talking about his baby cousin biting him and I asked "when did she bite you?"
His response was "why don't I have freckles?"



Quoting Supervane:

Mine talks in her Sleep if I ask her a question about the topic she is on she will answer.



She also moves alot

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jcpeters0320
by Bronze Member on Mar. 9, 2013 at 2:43 AM
Haha it's so funny! I always ask my son in the morning after he does that how his midnight snack tasted and he gets huffy and says "don't make fun of me mommy!" Lol


Quoting tabitha26:

My son will sit up and eat invisible hot dogs .

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armywifey26
by Krissy on Mar. 9, 2013 at 2:45 AM

Mine don't talk in their sleep. But my DH does. And I will listen to that shit like the FBI, mothafucka

ahappymommy
by Platinum Member on Mar. 9, 2013 at 2:45 AM

MIne asked me "Why do the socks keep running away?" He sleeps with his eyes open sometimes too! Its weird!

jcpeters0320
by Bronze Member on Mar. 9, 2013 at 2:46 AM
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I would too! You never know what kind of secrets you could find out.


Quoting armywifey26:

Mine don't talk in their sleep. But my DH does. And I will listen to that shit like the FBI, mothafucka


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jcpeters0320
by Bronze Member on Mar. 9, 2013 at 2:47 AM
Socks- funny lol
Eyes open- creeeepy
:)


Quoting ahappymommy:

MIne asked me "Why do the socks keep running away?" He sleeps with his eyes open sometimes too! Its weird!


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ElizabethGracie
by on Mar. 9, 2013 at 2:48 AM
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He snorts.Like a pig.I honestly think it's something that he unconsciously does to self-soothe himself.

He definitley gets it from his father.

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