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my mom thinks she has an std.

Anonymous
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My father is a Cheater and my mom wouldn't leave him. So my mom just called and wants me to take her to the doc tomorrow for std tests. She then goes on to tell me that they haven't had sex in 5 years and knows she got it from sleeping in the same bed with him. (blink)(blink) so I ask " umm mom do you sleep nakid?" And she says no always fully clothed in flannel.

So mom somehow std's can travel across a bed and through a full body flannel condom? She then sighed and just told me to take the day off and take her to the doctor.....

Wtf just happened?
Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 10, 2013 at 4:30 PM
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EAzizM
by Erica on Mar. 10, 2013 at 4:31 PM
Eiw...means she is still sleeping with him. Yuck.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 10, 2013 at 4:34 PM
RIGHT RIGHT.... I NEED BRAIN BLEACH TO get rid of the whole conversation..... I wish she called my sister...

Quoting EAzizM:

Eiw...means she is still sleeping with him. Yuck.
chane_L
by on Mar. 10, 2013 at 4:36 PM
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hmmmmm.....

a) mom is still sleeping with him

b) could be a nasty horrible bact. or yeast infect.

c) mom feels need for special attention


aiyess
by Gold Member on Mar. 10, 2013 at 4:37 PM
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Why can't she take herself to the doctor?
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bri2011
by on Mar. 10, 2013 at 4:37 PM
O.o u poor thing didnt deserve that convo. I hope everything goes well at the dr!
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Mcelly
by on Mar. 10, 2013 at 4:40 PM
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Eww...you mom does it. My mom is virgin.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 10, 2013 at 4:40 PM
C is a given

Quoting chane_L:

hmmmmm.....

a) mom is still sleeping with him

b) could be a nasty horrible bact. or yeast infect.

c) mom feels need for special attention


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Mar. 10, 2013 at 4:41 PM
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D) daughter needs to learn how to spell naked.


Lol ;P


Quoting chane_L:

hmmmmm.....

a) mom is still sleeping with him

b) could be a nasty horrible bact. or yeast infect.

c) mom feels need for special attention



Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 10, 2013 at 4:43 PM
Well I suck.....

Quoting Anonymous:

D) daughter needs to learn how to spell naked.





Lol ;P




Quoting chane_L:

hmmmmm.....

a) mom is still sleeping with him

b) could be a nasty horrible bact. or yeast infect.

c) mom feels need for special attention



DixieL
by Platinum Member on Mar. 10, 2013 at 4:43 PM

Sometimes mom's say things that we don't need to know. TMI

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