You're getting ready to leave for church. As you're buckling one of your children into their carseat, your DH points out that a duck has just landed in the driveway behind your car. It lets you get to within 3 feet of it before walking a bit away to keep it's distance.
What would you do?
I'm the kind of person that isn't about to turn away free meat. I went in the house and got DH's revolver and he shot it. It's currently in my oven working on becoming roast duck with wild mushroom sauce.