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What Are The Worst Pick Up Lines You've Gotten?

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Last night I went out with one of my brothers. I haven't gone out in almost 6 months so I was dragged. We're sitting on the patio with all of his friends and a few guys come up to me and ask if they could buy me a drink (which was ballsy considering I was surrounded by a ton of guys) when I'd say no thanks it was like an invitation for stupid pick up lines! These are some that were heaved at me last night.

1) You want to go halves on a baby with me?
O_o
2) Your eyes are like stars! They light up my night.
3) You've gotta let me buy you a drink! You're the peanut to my butter!

The one that made my brother get involved...
4) You like carnival games don't you? (He didn't let me answer with No) I've gotta a game! You sit on my face and I guess your weight! WTF?

Tell me yours!
Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 10, 2013 at 10:44 PM
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ColieO
by Ruby Member on Mar. 10, 2013 at 10:56 PM
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Does this napkin smell like chloroform?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 10, 2013 at 10:56 PM
Lol! Cute!


Quoting marinesweetie:

"Hi my names kentucky and you can call me any time" (because my name is georgia), and it worked! We have been together 6yrs this month and married 5 this past november.

ColieO
by Ruby Member on Mar. 10, 2013 at 10:57 PM
Are you hurt? I was just wondering since it must be a long fall from heaven.



Lmao
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 10, 2013 at 10:59 PM
Lmfao! Please tell me there wasn't any chloroform!


Quoting ColieO:

Does this napkin smell like chloroform?

damionsmama7195
by on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:00 PM

wanna come over and cuddle?

elliotmommytobe
by on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:01 PM
You got mexican in ya? You want some?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:02 PM
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"ever had sex with a drummer from a rock band? No? There's a first for everything"

He was really lame I know.

I never did hook up with him, but I did the bassist from the band lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:05 PM
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I've gotten that one too but Italian. I just asked if they really hadn't thought of any new pick up lines in the last decade!


Quoting elliotmommytobe:

You got mexican in ya? You want some?

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:06 PM
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The bassist had better pick up lines, huh? Lol


Quoting Anonymous:

"ever had sex with a drummer from a rock band? No? There's a first for everything"



He was really lame I know.



I never did hook up with him, but I did the bassist from the band lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:08 PM
Yes they were! One of my brother's friends asked the peanut butter guy to just stop and leave before he embarrassed himself further! Lol


Quoting alleycat_2:

They were pretty ballsy. I hear pick up lines from dh. Its keep things fun between us.

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