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What Are The Worst Pick Up Lines You've Gotten?

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Last night I went out with one of my brothers. I haven't gone out in almost 6 months so I was dragged. We're sitting on the patio with all of his friends and a few guys come up to me and ask if they could buy me a drink (which was ballsy considering I was surrounded by a ton of guys) when I'd say no thanks it was like an invitation for stupid pick up lines! These are some that were heaved at me last night.

1) You want to go halves on a baby with me?
2) Your eyes are like stars! They light up my night.
3) You've gotta let me buy you a drink! You're the peanut to my butter!

The one that made my brother get involved...
4) You like carnival games don't you? (He didn't let me answer with No) I've gotta a game! You sit on my face and I guess your weight! WTF?

Tell me yours!
Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 10, 2013 at 10:44 PM
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by on Mar. 12, 2013 at 5:49 AM

Have you ever fucked a black man ? Would you like too ?  Your hair is beautiful and smells great I wonder if it still will tomorrow morning. Do you have kids or do you want to have kids ? Can I be your baby daddy ? I just had to come talk to you because I have been having dreams about you and I had to know if my dreams would come true. What is your favorite color ? I am hoping it's black like me. So many lame ass lines that I could be here for a week writing them all down.

by on Mar. 12, 2013 at 7:37 AM

 I dont have any- guys never used pick up lines with me. But then again, I wasnt exactly the going out having fun type.

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