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What Are The Worst Pick Up Lines You've Gotten?

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Last night I went out with one of my brothers. I haven't gone out in almost 6 months so I was dragged. We're sitting on the patio with all of his friends and a few guys come up to me and ask if they could buy me a drink (which was ballsy considering I was surrounded by a ton of guys) when I'd say no thanks it was like an invitation for stupid pick up lines! These are some that were heaved at me last night.

1) You want to go halves on a baby with me?
O_o
2) Your eyes are like stars! They light up my night.
3) You've gotta let me buy you a drink! You're the peanut to my butter!

The one that made my brother get involved...
4) You like carnival games don't you? (He didn't let me answer with No) I've gotta a game! You sit on my face and I guess your weight! WTF?

Tell me yours!
Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 10, 2013 at 10:44 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:09 PM
Lol at the time yea, I had bad judge of character though, should have taken the drummer up on his offer, the bassist turned out to be a royal douche lol

Quoting Anonymous:

The bassist had better pick up lines, huh? Lol




Quoting Anonymous:

"ever had sex with a drummer from a rock band? No? There's a first for everything"





He was really lame I know.





I never did hook up with him, but I did the bassist from the band lol

MeAndTommyLee
by Platinum Member on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:11 PM
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Creeper:    Are you from Tennessee?

Me: (Ignoring him, no eye contact...)

Creeper:  because you're the only ten I see.

 

throwing up

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:13 PM

How about you leave your boyfriend and get with a real man?

This was said someone that supposed to be DH's (my then boyfriend's) friend. To top it off, DH was sitting right next to me.

 

time_warp
by on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:14 PM
"Do you give head?"
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:16 PM
That would deserve a good kick to the balls.


Quoting time_warp:

"Do you give head?"

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:16 PM
Whoa! What an ass!!


Quoting Anonymous:

How about you leave your boyfriend and get with a real man?


This was said someone that supposed to be DH's (my then boyfriend's) friend. To top it off, DH was sitting right next to me.


 


darlula
by on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:16 PM
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"Are you wearing Spacepants? Cause your ass is outta this world!"

Has nothing to do with either of us but I call my DH Spacepants cause his ass really is out of this world =)
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marinesweetie
by Gold Member on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:17 PM
He put himself in my phone as kentucky and its never been changed. And i love him more & more every day

Quoting Anonymous:

Lol! Cute!




Quoting marinesweetie:

"Hi my names kentucky and you can call me any time" (because my name is georgia), and it worked! We have been together 6yrs this month and married 5 this past november.

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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:18 PM
Oh geez. I love how they don't wait for an answer to their creepiness.


Quoting MeAndTommyLee:

Creeper:    Are you from Tennessee?


Me: (Ignoring him, no eye contact...)


Creeper:  because you're the only ten I see.


 


throwing up


The_Doodle
by Platinum Member on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:18 PM

"Hey, girl, you want to hook up?"

"No thanks, I'm married." *shows him wedding band*

"Oh that's ok, I don't mind."

o_O

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