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What Are The Worst Pick Up Lines You've Gotten?

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Last night I went out with one of my brothers. I haven't gone out in almost 6 months so I was dragged. We're sitting on the patio with all of his friends and a few guys come up to me and ask if they could buy me a drink (which was ballsy considering I was surrounded by a ton of guys) when I'd say no thanks it was like an invitation for stupid pick up lines! These are some that were heaved at me last night.

1) You want to go halves on a baby with me?
O_o
2) Your eyes are like stars! They light up my night.
3) You've gotta let me buy you a drink! You're the peanut to my butter!

The one that made my brother get involved...
4) You like carnival games don't you? (He didn't let me answer with No) I've gotta a game! You sit on my face and I guess your weight! WTF?

Tell me yours!
Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 10, 2013 at 10:44 PM
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Mama_Dolly
by on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:19 PM
An ex saw me on the way to a party at the club. Many years ago. And and he was I
In the passenger seat. They drove up slowly and asked "how much?" Iaughed and he got out and we talked for like 5 min. And then he got back in. And said "no really. How much"... I told him. You can afford all of this. And he winked and smiled . And he told me see you around....


That all I got I dont really get hit on...
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:20 PM
You are beautifil! I want to stuff your egg mcmuffin! LAME a-- Loser
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:21 PM

I used to be a manager at Journey's... the shoe store in the mall. You know how they have those tables and racks outside the doorway? When you open in the morning you have to drag those stands out there. Our mall allowed mall-walkers in like 2 hours before the stores opened.

An extremely ghetto dressed guy comes walking by while I was moving the tables out and says... "mmm girl, you move them tables!"

WHAT in heaven's name made you think that would work dude!??!

MeAndTommyLee
by Platinum Member on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:43 PM

I know  I actually had to stop myself from asking him if that line has EVER worked.  He made me gag.  Besides that it really angers me when men do things in public like yelling out their windows and blowing their car horn when they pass you.  I swear I wanna deck them.  The absolute worst is when they approach you when you are visibly l pregnant,  (Yep, it's happened)  or when you are taking your baby for a walk in their stroller.   


Quoting Anonymous:

Oh geez. I love how they don't wait for an answer to their creepiness.


Quoting MeAndTommyLee:

Creeper:    Are you from Tennessee?


Me: (Ignoring him, no eye contact...)


Creeper:  because you're the only ten I see.


 


throwing up



 

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:46 PM
I know what you mean! Before kids I'd freak on loser yelling at me or coming up to me while I was pregnant. I can't stand that. So disrespectful!


Quoting MeAndTommyLee:

I know  I actually had to stop myself from asking him if that line has EVER worked.  He made me gag.  Besides that it really angers me when men do things in public like yelling out their windows and blowing their car horn when they pass you.  I swear I wanna deck them.  The absolute worst is when they approach you when you are visibly l pregnant,  (Yep, it's happened)  or when you are taking your baby for a walk in their stroller.   




Quoting Anonymous:

Oh geez. I love how they don't wait for an answer to their creepiness.



Quoting MeAndTommyLee:


Creeper:    Are you from Tennessee?



Me: (Ignoring him, no eye contact...)



Creeper:  because you're the only ten I see.



 



throwing up





 


Josie_P
by on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:46 PM
"You remind me of my dead girlfriend."

Which is actually a compliment here in Russia but me not being born and raised in Russia, I was like um wtf lol.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:52 PM
Me: morning ( to a co worker)
Him: would u like to skip work to practice making babies?
Me: not with u & does that line really work?
Him: twice this month
Ewwwwww!!!
Noelledawn
by Silver Member on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:54 PM

"I know I'm a lot older than you, but if you have any daddy issues, I'll be at the corner of the bar"


MeAndTommyLee
by Platinum Member on Mar. 10, 2013 at 11:57 PM

Very disrespectful!

Some time ago, when I was still working, I walked to work everyday.  Each day I had to pass a motel because it was the easiest route.  Well, it never failed.  Most every time I passed this motel, horns would start blaring for my attention.  I cringed!  Then some idiot driving on the opposite side of the street would make a U-turn and trail me.  Eyes straight ahead, but acutely aware he was beside me, I'd continue to walk.  I had it!  I simply took a completely different route to work or deliberately crossed the street to walk on the other side.

Quoting Anonymous:

I know what you mean! Before kids I'd freak on loser yelling at me or coming up to me while I was pregnant. I can't stand that. So disrespectful!


Quoting MeAndTommyLee:

I know  I actually had to stop myself from asking him if that line has EVER worked.  He made me gag.  Besides that it really angers me when men do things in public like yelling out their windows and blowing their car horn when they pass you.  I swear I wanna deck them.  The absolute worst is when they approach you when you are visibly l pregnant,  (Yep, it's happened)  or when you are taking your baby for a walk in their stroller.   


 


Quoting Anonymous:

Oh geez. I love how they don't wait for an answer to their creepiness.



Quoting MeAndTommyLee:


Creeper:    Are you from Tennessee?



Me: (Ignoring him, no eye contact...)



Creeper:  because you're the only ten I see.



 



throwing up



 


 



 

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 11, 2013 at 12:03 AM
My mall does the same exact thing! I went there once early and saw a ton of old people walking the mall. A lot of the old guys around my area are hardcore creepers.


Quoting Anonymous:

I used to be a manager at Journey's... the shoe store in the mall. You know how they have those tables and racks outside the doorway? When you open in the morning you have to drag those stands out there. Our mall allowed mall-walkers in like 2 hours before the stores opened.

An extremely ghetto dressed guy comes walking by while I was moving the tables out and says... "mmm girl, you move them tables!"

WHAT in heaven's name made you think that would work dude!??!


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