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What Are The Worst Pick Up Lines You've Gotten?

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Last night I went out with one of my brothers. I haven't gone out in almost 6 months so I was dragged. We're sitting on the patio with all of his friends and a few guys come up to me and ask if they could buy me a drink (which was ballsy considering I was surrounded by a ton of guys) when I'd say no thanks it was like an invitation for stupid pick up lines! These are some that were heaved at me last night.

1) You want to go halves on a baby with me?
O_o
2) Your eyes are like stars! They light up my night.
3) You've gotta let me buy you a drink! You're the peanut to my butter!

The one that made my brother get involved...
4) You like carnival games don't you? (He didn't let me answer with No) I've gotta a game! You sit on my face and I guess your weight! WTF?

Tell me yours!
Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 10, 2013 at 10:44 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 11, 2013 at 12:07 AM
I used to do the same thing and I'd get

"It's all mind over matter! If you don't mind then he doesn't matter." There's some dirty people out there.



Quoting The_Doodle:

"Hey, girl, you want to hook up?"

"No thanks, I'm married." *shows him wedding band*

"Oh that's ok, I don't mind."

o_O



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Momof2angels88
by Gold Member on Mar. 11, 2013 at 12:09 AM
Him: hi how are you?

Me: fine.

Him: you sure are, can I call you sometime?

Me: no, but you can call me Tammy.


I was trying to be a smart ass!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 11, 2013 at 12:10 AM
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Lol! This would definitely be a moment that I would back away slowly from.


Quoting Josie_P:

"You remind me of my dead girlfriend."



Which is actually a compliment here in Russia but me not being born and raised in Russia, I was like um wtf lol.

Trixi.VonLace
by on Mar. 11, 2013 at 12:12 AM
Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

No

Want to (as he pulled his pockets inside out)
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Leobaby2007
by on Mar. 11, 2013 at 12:13 AM

One year, for Halloween, senior year in college, I dressed up as a genie- you know- harem pants, strappy high heeled sandals and a little halter top made of sequins. I rented the outfit from a local costume store, and the salesman nearly fainted when I walked out of the dressing room with it on. LOL- ahhh...those were the days.

ANYWAY, a guy in one of the many bars we went to that night asked me, "So, when do I get my three wishes?"

Actually, I thought it was kind of funny, but NO, I didn't go home with him or grant him any wishes! :-)

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 11, 2013 at 12:16 AM
Ewwww. Who falls for that?!



Quoting Anonymous:

Me: morning ( to a co worker)


Him: would u like to skip work to practice making babies?


Me: not with u & does that line really work?


Him: twice this month


Ewwwwww!!!


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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 11, 2013 at 12:19 AM
Lmao! Old guys!


Quoting Noelledawn:

"I know I'm a lot older than you, but if you have any daddy issues, I'll be at the corner of the bar"



Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 11, 2013 at 12:20 AM
Lmao! You didn't did you?


Quoting Trixi.VonLace:

Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?



No



Want to (as he pulled his pockets inside out)

ColleenF30
by Lube Girl on Mar. 11, 2013 at 12:21 AM

Hey I brought a box of 12 condoms with me (to a convention), and I have one left...wanna use it?

I really wish I had a sign with me that day with the word FAIL printed on it.

Trixi.VonLace
by on Mar. 11, 2013 at 12:24 AM
Oh good lord no lol! I was already married, even if I wasn't he wasn't attractive at all haha.

Quoting Anonymous:

Lmao! You didn't did you?




Quoting Trixi.VonLace:

Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?





No





Want to (as he pulled his pockets inside out)

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