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Did I really just sh** myself?

Anonymous
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Oh my gosh :( I am 35 weeks pregnant and I sort of had to shit when I was sitting there talking to DH. (I was waiting until he was done talking, to be polite). He made me laugh really hard and I ended up shitting myself. Haha oh my, I am so embarrassed. He laughed and said it's ok don't be embarrassed and tried to comfort me. I'm crying and laughing..... please let this pregnancy be over soon LOL. (I didn't shit a lot haha, just a little)

:'(    .... :D ...... :'(       < My emotions lol.

Any funny/embarrassing stories about when you we're pregnant? 

Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 11, 2013 at 1:20 AM
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skittlefart
by Taste the Rainbow on Mar. 11, 2013 at 1:22 AM
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lol. 

I've farted a lot in front of SO with my pregnancies. I pretend that I'm sleeping so he doesn't confront me >.> LOL 

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by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 11, 2013 at 1:23 AM

HAHA, this is awesome... I may just have to try this one lol.


Quoting skittlefart:

lol. 

I've farted a lot in front of SO with my pregnancies. I pretend that I'm sleeping so he doesn't confront me >.> LOL 



Anonymous
by Anonymous on Mar. 11, 2013 at 1:23 AM

I was out shopping a few weeks ago and didn't make it to the bathroom. My SO had to go buy me new pants and underwear. It took twenty mins to clean myself up.

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by ZombieMegg on Mar. 11, 2013 at 1:24 AM
OMG!!! I shit myself when i was 35 weeks pregnant tooooooo!! SOOOO WEIRD! Lol we are like shit sisters?
But yeah we were in the car and dh stopped somewhere to grab a job application and he took a LONG time and I felt a gurgle and was like OH NO(and my sister was in the car) and then i sneezed.
It was only a little bit but i felt it come out. mor-ti-fy-ing. LOL i never said a word though and told dh i had to "pee" so we stopped at mcdonalds and i cleaned up. lmao. oh man.
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by on Mar. 11, 2013 at 1:27 AM
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I've peed myself so many times during pregnancy, its really depressing.
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by ZombieMegg on Mar. 11, 2013 at 1:27 AM
Quoting skittlefart:

lol. 

I've farted a lot in front of SO with my pregnancies. I pretend that I'm sleeping so he doesn't confront me >.> LOL 


Shit i do that now. OMG one time I woke myself up farting SO loud and I heard dh cough right afterwards and i was like Dear God please dont let him say anything!!! and i laid perfectly still and pretended i knew nothing. I still wonder to this day if he heard it or not but it was soooo loud i dont know how he couldnt know!
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by Taste the Rainbow on Mar. 11, 2013 at 1:28 AM

LOL, I've done this before...hell so has SO. I think he's secretly gassing me on purpose for revenge. 

Quoting mlg1989:

Quoting skittlefart:

lol. 

I've farted a lot in front of SO with my pregnancies. I pretend that I'm sleeping so he doesn't confront me >.> LOL 


Shit i do that now. OMG one time I woke myself up farting SO loud and I heard dh cough right afterwards and i was like Dear God please dont let him say anything!!! and i laid perfectly still and pretended i knew nothing. I still wonder to this day if he heard it or not but it was soooo loud i dont know how he couldnt know!


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by ZombieMegg on Mar. 11, 2013 at 1:31 AM
Quoting skittlefart:


Ah yes. Just be glad he doesnt dutch oven you. Dh did that to me once. I was furious, it stunk so bad. I wanted to barf. He just cackled and held me down the whole time. It was funny(kinda) but really really nasty.
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by Gold Member on Mar. 11, 2013 at 1:31 AM

rolling on floor

 

 

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by Platinum Member on Mar. 11, 2013 at 1:32 AM

When I was maybe 38 weeks pregnant with my daughter, I wasn't feeling very good. I thought my body was just kind of cleaning itself out, preparing for labor, you know....

So, one day, I took a nap. I woke up and felt really wet and warm....my first thought was "yay! my water broke!!"....so, I started to sit up to look.....yeah....liquid poop everywhere. It was AWFUL. Thankfully, I was the only one home at the time, so it was mostly cleaned before my husband got back....it was so embarassing though. 

And, I peed on myself more times than I can even count between the two pregnancies. I had morning sickness with both, and it never failed--as soon as I started to throw up, I'd pee all over the place. 

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